Have you seen this? This is the guy I was talking about!

Hyper-realistic handheld mobile phone video, slightly shaky documentary style, natural daylight. A regular 30-year-old woman with messy blonde hair in a loose bun, wearing a slightly worn black strappy summer dress, small tattoo on her upper arm, and a thin necklace, is in a dirty, unkempt garage area. Overgrown grass and weeds everywhere, dusty concrete floor, old tires stacked with dirty water collected inside them. She bends down behind the tires, reaches in, and excitedly pulls out a massive, baby anaconda-sized realistic centipede (dark brown, hundreds of legs, hairy texture, very detailed and lifelike). The giant centipede immediately wraps around her neck and shoulders. She smiles widely, holds it up to the camera and says cheerfully, “Have you seen this? This is the guy I was talking about!” She gently strokes the centipede and talks to it affectionately, “How have you been, little one?” She then reaches for a half-drunk beer bottle sitting on a rusty table nearby, brings it to the centipede’s head and tilts it so the centipede appears to “drink.” Laughing softly she says, “You must have been thirsty… how many days since we last met?” Natural sweat on her skin, imperfect lighting, real dirt and grime, completely unpolished and authentic backyard/garage feel.